You used to get it in your fishnets … Now you only get it in your night dress … Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness … Landed in a very common crisis …

Brian … Top marks for not tryin’ … So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness, we’re grateful and so strangely comforted …

You left before the lights came on … Because they didn’t want to ruin what it was that was brewing … Before they absolutely had to …